I have developed some useful techniques for getting fucked up with every day things just laying around the house.
Special note on Sleep Deprivation: There’s really one secret too all these home recipes. The buzz is intensified if you have been up without sleep for a long time. In fact, if you don’t sleep for a long, long time, you will start to hallucinate! It’s true… I know, because I do it all the time. If you go many hours without sleep and try some of these methods, the lack of sleep will intensify your buzz!
Nitrous Oxide and Whipping Cream: One common thing in many refrigerators is whipped cream. Yeah it tastes good, but what’s interesting about it is that the kind in pressurized containers, that you can buy at any grocery store, contain a GOOD hit or two of nitrous oxide. You probably know what this is, but just in case you don’t, I’ll tell you. It’s a gas that will give you a nice buzz. Sometimes it’s called Laughing Gas. It’s one of the gases that dentists use when they do really painful dental work. In a fresh can there are, depending on the size of your lungs, 1 to 3 good hits of nitrous oxide. The best way to do this is to try to hyperventilate a little first, by inhaling and exhaling real fast before you suck the gas up. Don’t shake the can up, because that will make the cream absorb some of the gas! Just hold the can upright, exhale fully, then put the nozzle to your mouth. Release the gas, and inhale deeply. Hold it in as long as you can! If you do this right with four or five cans, you might go to Whippit World, where everything is red and black, and you’re in slow motion with the Bells of the Gods echoing in your ears.
Pills: There are probably lots of things to get fucked up on in you medicine cabinet. Decongestants and antihistamines taken in the right combination and in the right amount will fuck you up good, but you’ll have to experiment with the proper dosages for your body. If you live at home with your parents, look for any prescription narcotics. Those are CHOICE home drugs and depending on how bad a kid you are, your parents might have a good supply of Valium! Valium mixed with one of those alcohols listed above will get you nicely buzzed.
White-Out and Model Airplane Glue: Here’s a longer buzz. Well, most of you have probably tried this, but did it work? It should have if you did it right. The idea is “sniffing glue”. Well this works with a lot of chemical type things you’ll find around the house. The best way to find out what works best for you is to try everything out. What works really well for me is White-Out. The best technique I have found is to take either a large plastic baggy or a small paper bag, put a generous helping of the home intoxication agent at the bottom of it, then putting the opening of the bag over your nose and mouth, hyperventilating into it. It takes awhile, but it does work… course you’ll be fried for awhile afterwards.
Things to Smoke: Well you know about clove cigarettes right? Well cloves actually have slight hallucinogenic properties. You probably have some cloves in your kitchen cabinet. It’s easiest if they are already ground up, but if they aren’t that’s cool too, because unground ones are fresher. You can smash them with a hammer and smoke them up in a pipe. If you don’t have a pipe, use a coke can by putting a dent in the top, poking a hole in the center of the dent, and breathing in the smoke through the opening on the top. (You use the dent as a bowl for the cloves.) Nutmeg is also supposed to have some hallucinogenic qualities similar to LSD, I think I’m NOT gonna to smoke some up tonight and see what happens.
You know, just because you don’t have beers or hard alcohol, that doesn’t mean you can’t get drunk. There are probably things all over your house that have drinkable alcohol in them. For instance:
Mouth Wash : 25-30% Alcohol
Nyquil (That brand is not sold in India, UK, France as far I know) : 25% + major other body chemistry altering drugs!
Hope this is giving you some ideas… There are probably more things around your house, but I forget what they are eh…